Hiya Friends!
I am sure you've missed me, as I haven't blogged in a while (and neither has mommy.) I've been good...but of course Poppy still walks all over me and acts like an arrogant snot...and I still love her for it. You are probably getting bored of her posts on her stupid evil "schemes" and "plans" which work...but only if you obey her. Just so you know...I can be naughty too...but I'm usually the one to just hang around and be content. If you'd like some friendly advice from your favorite rat...I'm always here! Here are some nice little tips if you want to let someone appear to be in charge...but you really rein:
#1: Just ignore them...like when Poppy steals my food and steps on me...I just pretend she doesn't exist! It works wonders!
#2: Always be friendly...and less devious then the subject (in this case, Poppy.) If you are an innocent little flower all the time, mommy will scold your sister and you can happily grin nicely.
#3: Show your strength every once and a while. I let Poppy do what she wants, but once and a while I take my food back when she steals it and tackle her to the ground. She needs to know I'm not helpless.
#4: Eat lots of treats, take naps, play with your toys, drink a lot and be awesome.
I'm glad I could be of service!
Fern (or Ferny-Werny/Little Rascal)
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